My Good Old Man — Wife asks husband where he is going. He says, grumpily,"Out" (or the like). She… My Good Old Man — Wife asks husband where he is going. He says, grumpily,"Out" (or the like). She… One-Hung Lo — Recitation: Prostitute Hoo Flung Shit is masturbating when One-Hung Lo crawls i… One-Hung Lo — Recitation: Prostitute Hoo Flung Shit is masturbating when One-Hung Lo crawls i… Sara Jane — Singer describes his girlfriend/wife in unflattering ways; she hits him, she's … The Scolding Wife (I) — "I married me a scolding wife Some forty years ago And ever since I've led a li… There's Bound to be a Row — Singer has "an awful wife." "If I do everything that's right, she'll find a fau… The Wearing of the Britches — Singer marries a girl for money, not love; they struggle over who will "wear th… The Wearing of the Britches — Singer marries a girl for money, not love; they struggle over who will "wear th… The Wee Cup of Tay — "As Jack from the market came the other day, His wife she sat drinking her wee …