If Ever I Cease to Love — Singer's true love is perfect: "a modern Taglioni and Sims Reeves rolled into o… In the Shade of the Old Apple Tree (II) — A girl shows the singer her anatomy "in the shade of the old apple tree," and h… Judy MacCarthy of Fishamble Lane — The singer goes to Fishamble Lane in search of sausages when he is stopped by t… Kathusalem (Kafoozelum) (II) — Kathusalem, the harlot of Jerusalem, has anal sex with a priest, and expels him… The Lamentation of a Bad Market — On January 10 a carpenter starts a fire that burns a bridge over the Thames. A … The Lehigh Valley — A stranger explains he is hunting the city slicker who stole his girlfriend Nel… Lincoln Hoss and Stephen A. — "There's an old plow 'hoss' whose name is 'Dug,' Doo-dah, doo-dah, He's short a… Lincoln Hoss and Stephen A. — "There's an old plow 'hoss' whose name is 'Dug,' Doo-dah, doo-dah, He's short a… Louisiana Lowlands — Pompey Snow has "a good stiff glass of rum. So they buried him in the lowlands … Mary Had a William Goat — "Mary had a William goat, William goat, William goat, Mary had a William goat, …