Chicken Run Fast — "Chicken run fast, chicken run slow, Chicken run past the Methodist preacher, C… The Church Across the Way — "On Easter Sunday morning when the sun was shinging clear," the congregation wa… Climbing Up the Golden Stairs — Advice for getting into heaven. The listener is warned against bribing Peter, a… Come All You Roman Catholics — Father McFadden is in Derry jail. Sub-inspector Martin had arrested him after S… Come All You Warriors — Lay down your arms! Father Murphy will "cut down cruel Saxon persecution" He ex… Cowboy in Church — The cowboy wanders into church in his work clothes, noting "on the plains we sc… The Croppy Boy (II) — The boy asks to speak to the priest. He will go to Wexford to fight as the last… Davie and His Kye Thegither — Davie comes to his mother, "some good news to lat her ken." She warns against h… De'il Stick the Minister — "Our wife she keeps baith beef and yell And tea to treat the Minister... While … Deacon's Calf — The deacon goes out to feed his calf; it kicks over the bucket and the deacon t…